BRIDGE OUT
Are you ready to go? Booked a 4 hour show
Just twelve hundred miles away
Gotta start now, or soon anyhow
To arrive in a night and a day
The gear has weight, shouldn’t hesitate
Cause the tires could go flat any minute
Hope the car don’t start to fall apart
If it does, then I hope we’re not in it
CHORUS:
Oh it’s great to be a touring musician
Like going on a top-secret mission
Will we die on the way? Will there be any pay?
Will there be any recognition?
Wow, the grade descent is 9 percent
Or so that road sign said
Engine purring, eyes a blurring
But the road looks clear ahead
We’re really rolling, glad no one’s patrolling
Don’t need any speeding fines
Finally, at last, going so fast
Can’t even read the road signs
CHORUS
Was that a “Watch for rock?,” or “roadblock?”
It’s hard to read when you’re flying?
I’m choking, brakes are smoking
But at least no one is dying
That last detour saved us for sure
That mountain really helped us to stop
But I’ve had my fill of driving uphill
And I’m glad we’ve reached the top
CHORUS
“Bridge out, use alternate route”
But I can see it down below
The bridge is there, just needs repair
I can leap the gap if I go
CHORUS
The hole in the place where there should be a brace
Doesn’t look so very wide
Ten … twenty feet of missing concrete
And plenty of room to slide
With the downward slope and a lot of hope
And our seatbelts looped and tied
We won’t be late for this booking date
I’ll see you on the other side
CHORUS
Music and Lyrics by Mary James & Jean James